Strawberry Matcha Latté

Rating: 9.32/10 | i love the taste of grass water

 

For context, I got Silin a matcha whisk set for her börthday. After constant mention of wanting one, I decided to get a 9-piece set that I hoped would satiate her desires for grass water. This turned out to yield incredible returns on my investment, as she began her at-home barista arc and created what can only be described as culinary masterpieces.

To break this down, see below:

 
 

Where R is my investment, Vf is my final value, Vi being the initial value. Supposing I begin:

  1. Vf = a lot

  2. Vi = very little

Then my ROI must be insanely high (I’ve never been good at math, if I ever deluded myself into opening a shop, it would close immediately). That said, just look at the gorgeous drink on the left—that is a drink of the gods when they need to sacrifice mortals and satiate their desires. It not only tasted like grass milk with strawberry syrup (thank you Wheel), it had the most genuinely smooth and creamy texture one could imagine.

To think that one could make this at home is the insane part—it did, however, require half an hour’s worth of labour, so Marx would probably bash me over the head with a stick for making Silin work for surplus value but whatever.


Ingredients:

  1. Fine, thin matcha powder (preferably ceremonial-grade) [ipodotea!]

  2. Soy milk

  3. Strawberry syrup

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